Quotes

Here are some funny quotes I just found! I hope you enjoy!

1. Give God what's right -- not what's left.
2. Man's way leads to a hopeless end -- God's way leads to an endless hope.
3. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
4. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
5. In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma--but never let him be the period.
6. Don't put a question mark where God puts a period.
7. When praying, don't give God instructions - just report for duty.
8. We don't change God's message -- His message changes us.
9. The church is prayer-conditioned.
10. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning.
11. Plan ahead -- It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
12. Suffering from truth decay? Brush up on your Bible.
13. Exercise daily -- walk with the Lord.
14. Never give the devil a ride -- he will always want to drive.
15. Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
16. Compassion is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
17. Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.
18. Give Satan an inch & he'll be a ruler.
19. God doesn't call the qualified; He qualifies the called.